Beauty Pageants and Dog Shows: Wild Hair #5

Let’s have a beauty pageant like they have dog shows. The contestants may come from any nation, any jungle, any sex, any sexual orientation, any economic class, any age, any color, any profession or occupation, any category of intelligence, any handicap–in short, any demographic category. The judges will have leave to check out any part of the anatomy hands on as it stands, or has the contestant jog about the arena. There will need to be a  pedigree book for each person with the requisite lineage named as many names as have been determined to vouch for heritage.  In fact, every breed shall be represented. No breakdown of categories by function shall be allowed except by alphabetical order according to the last name where that can be distinguished. Let them compete all together for model person of the globe.

How is it justified to compare the exquisiteness of one breed compared to another to find best in show?