“Best in Show”????

That dog was not a “dog”! Judged by what dogs do, and all the categories they have for designating “DOG”, that “dog” did not have the essence of a dog. Dogs race, hunt, work, pull sleds, fetch, guard, rescue, warn, perform tricks to entertain, dance — but that dog does nothing. That dog is a powder puff of hair! Good for what? Had none of those attributes of real dogs.

The judge was local to Denver, but she was loco. I believe that a male judge would have picked a breed more satisfying as a man’s dog, which can do all those things “real” dogs do.

BUT! And this is a big “but”. To be absolutely fair, on second thought, and to apoligise profusely, the woman’s choice was the dog as a “pet”. Her choice was a natural. To be petted. Held. Loved. Primped. Sit by her side as a companion. To be what womankind wanted in a dog. It was a male for all I knew, but it may have been a female. I did not catch that in any description I heard.

With all that hair, there was no pizzle visible. Aye, that’s the main thing. Those others, males, let it all hang out.

It was, after all, the best choice. The only choice for women. By a woman. Not “loco”. Good for her! Shrewd. Men, let that be a lesson for you! Put that in your pipe and smoke it! GOOD SHOW!!!!

Published in: on February 15, 2012 at 9:51 am  Comments (12)  

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